Walking the three blocks of Queen West that separates
The Gladstone Hotel from The Drake Hotel, Misha Glouberman points out
the bars that have opened or are at various stages of construction.
"The density of bars in this neighbourhood is incredible," he says.
"People think noise and bars are just life-in-the-big-city but they're
not."
A fixture on Toronto's arts scene, Glouberman is a
community activist, writer, master of ceremonies and teacher of
improvisational techniques, which is a very formal way of describing
the irrepressibly subversive Glouberman. With his rumpled suits and
nimbus of curly black hair, he's been described as "a young Zero Mostel
on speed" as well as "a mop-topped mix of Peter Mansbridge's smarts and
Conan O'Brien's wit."
He hosts the hipster lecture series,
Trampoline Hall, which takes place at different venues, the most recent
was at Sneaky Dee's at Bathurst and College Sts. Glouberman also runs
alternative workshops and conferences – one, called Terrible Noises for
Beautiful People, has been described as "mixing the community choir of
small-town North America with the Dada cabarets of Zurich.
He
lives with his girlfriend, artist Margaux Williamson, in a oh-so-boho
pair of apartments in the neighbourhood. A man of many hats, today he's
wearing the one that signifies his position as founder and head of the
Queen Beaconsfield Residents' Association, an informal coalition of
neighbours concerned about the impact of bars in the area.
"The
legal situation in Toronto is unusual," he explains, stopping at a
large storefront with a green Liquor Licence Application sign in the
window. It's Nyood, a sleek nightspot owned by the team responsible for
Kultura, Blowfish and Colborne Lane. "Right now it's a very, very
upscale, 130-person restaurant with a bit of a bar business," says
Glouberman. "But the owners have just applied for a 30-person rooftop
patio and 240-person expansion inside.
"That's what happens along
Queen West. They emphasize they're going to have a restaurant, then the
day it opens it's more like a bar. Even if bars do everything they can
to be good neighbours, when you have 2,000 people who've been drinking
emptying onto the streets at 2:30 in the morning there will be
problems."
A side effect of a densely-populated city where so
many want to live is that it attracts bars and restaurants, which end
up adjacent to residential neighbourhoods. The problem is exacerbated
when the businesses want to open patios on roofs or along side streets,
taking the noise of partying outside. Over the past few years there
have been highly public rows over a bistro on St. Clair West,
supermarket in Kensington Market and the many clubs that opened along
College Street in Little Italy. Even the Richmond Street Entertainment
District, which was intended to be a "club district" away from
residential neighbourhoods, has come under pressure as more and more
condos have been built nearby.
Glouberman lives above a
newly-opened clothing store on Queen West that abuts The Beaconsfield.
As a tenant, he's an unlikely leader of what is usually a home or condo
owner's issue. When side street patios are proposed, for example, the
city polls local residents using voters' lists based on property
ownership, which often miss renters. But when The Beaconsfield opened
in 2005 and wanted to add a 120-person patio on Beaconsfield Ave.,
Glouberman created the residents' association to negotiate with the
city – specifically Ward 18 Councillor Adam Giambrone – and the
restaurant's owners.
Glouberman admits that some local
residents questioned his legitimacy because he's a renter. "Back when I
was a computer consultant in the '90s," he says, "I put money into
dot-com stocks that went way up in value and I got out before
everything crashed. I was about to buy a place but then I crunched the
numbers and it didn't make sense to me. You can put your money into
investments and do very well. Is it necessarily better to invest in
real estate rather than an indexed stock? I like the flexibility of
renting. People say they hate throwing their money at a landlord but
when you own property you're throwing it at a bank."
Now
Glouberman is more involved in neighbourhood politics than most of his
property-owning neighbours. Anyone who knows him will tell you he's all
about negotiation and dispute resolution so, in a classically
Gloubermanian way, a compromise was reached with The Beaconsfield.
The
restaurant has a patio, but it's smaller, and closes earlier, than
planned. And owner Carlos Fernandes consulted with Glouberman on the
music to make sure it wasn't too loud.
To everyone's surprise,
says Glouberman, the music could be loud enough for the restaurant
without being so loud that it penetrates his apartment. "But this all
happened only because of years of working hard to open up lines of
communication."
Today, Glouberman continues to represent the
local residents as bars and nightclubs sprout like mushrooms along
Queen West. As you may guess, he isn't loved by everyone. As he
continues strolling along Queen, a man walks purposefully by without
making eye contact. "That's Richard Lambert, who owns The Social," says
Glouberman. "He doesn't like me very much."
David Hayes is an author and award-winning feature writer who has been a renter most of his life.
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